chemonomics

Recently I have come to know about the existence of a compound named ‘ EDUCATED UNEMPLOYED’
Chemical formula: EU

OCCURRENCE: omnipresent in INDIAl

PREPARATION: EU is prepared by taking an element called student in a multichambered furnace called college and after years of fluxing with a substance called knowledge. At regular intervals it is purified by a filter called ‘ question paper ‘. It is then packed in special packing foils called ‘ grade sheets ‘ and released into the market through the employment exhange.


CHEMICAL EQUATION: ( student + knowledge + question paper )/marksheet=EU

PROPERTIES OF THE ELEMENT STUDENT :

1. it is attracted to a magnetic material called love
2. it is insoluble in common solvents but readily soluble in ‘ friends and fashion ‘
3. exists in two isomeric forms- male and female
4. when subjected to immense pressure from family and society , it undergoes tautomerism and usually undergo ‘ suicide ‘
5. when freshly prepared, they possess a lot of dreams which vaporize when exposed to the society


CHEMICAL REACTIONS

1. EU + interview=failure + hopelessness
2. EU + politics=meeting + bombing + beating
3. EU + society=insult

USES: it is used indiscriminately by politicians for their selfish ends.


Nb: this is a sarcastic composition highlighting the evergrowing problem of unemployment that has hit the nation. The composer earnestly hopes that this light composition will go a long way in rendering the heavy crisis of EU.