LAWS OF FEMALE RELATIVITY

LAWS OF FEMALE RELATIVITY

Firstly, my apologies……I have made minor ramifications to the blog planned as ‘THE NAKHRAS OF WOMEN’. This is what I have come up with now.

SOURCES: my baby sis ( who is no more a baby but behaves like one----she is 18 ), my ex-girlfreind( thank god ), my aunt ( who I am extremely close to ), a wild, impatient and curious feline ( without a coccyx ), a friend who I was really close to at one point of time in college ( sigh ) and my best friend’s girlfriend ( who thinks im spoiling him..will do even more after reading this probably ).

1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

2. girls are like elephants you can see them.. but can never own one

3. Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

4. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way

5. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense;)

6. Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget

7. behind every satisfied woman there is a tired man ( don’t you dare think dirty )

8. ."hell hath no fury as a scorned woman"...

9. love is blind..... but marriage is a real eye opener

10. Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex. ( not from the sources mentioned above )

11. regularly used oxymoron….” Clearly misunderstood!!! “

12. favourite subject ( another oxymoron in itself )……” political science”

13. never ask a woman out to a shopping mall. Even if you do, make sure you are not carrying any cash or your debit card with you. ( for obvious reasons )

14. ask a woman to dress up two hours before u wanna leave. That’s a bare minimum. Also say that she is looking good even if she is not…..otherwise you stand to risk another couple of hours.

15. never refer to previous situations…….they suffer from temporary amnesia.

16. always stay alert because a stretch of excessive laughter can suddenly convert to wrath.

17. never try to read a female or predict her moves………ull always end up on the wrong side. ( especially in matters of the heart )

18. think a hundred times over before praising another woman in front of one……she will kill the last cell in your body.

19. a woman is always right, women are the wisest species on earth…..in case of any altercations refer to the two rules above.

20. always trust a woman…..never expect anything in return. ( ull be left felling chagrin )